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  Season 26: Episode 3


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October 21st, 2000

Dana Carvey

The Wallflowers

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Baha Men

Adam McKay

Robert De Niro

Third Presidential Debate
Summary: In their first debate monitored by Jim Lehrer (Chris Parnell), Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) and George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) take questions at a town hall forum.

Recurring Characters: George W. Bush, Al Gore, Jim Lehrer, George Bush.

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Montage


Dana Carvey's Monologue
Summary: Dana Carvey does impressions of current political figures in the news.

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Magic Mouth
Summary: Dr. Richard Ludwin (Will Ferrell) promotes the product masks your farts with electronic dialogue.


Delicious Dish
Summary: Disgruntled teacher Gordon Hoover (Dana Carvey) tells Teri Rialto (Molly Shannon) and Margaret Jo McCullin (Ana Gasteyer) about his neighborhood Halloween funhouse.

Recurring Characters: Teri Rialto, Margaret Jo McCullin.

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Church Chat
Summary: The Church Lady (Dana Carvey) taunts Hillary Clinton (Ana Gasteyer), Anne Heche (Chris Kattan) and Eminem (Chris Parnell).

Recurring Characters: Church Lady, Hillary Clinton, Anne Heche, Eminem.

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Father & Son Go Hunting
Summary: While hunting together in the woods, George Bush (Dana Carvey) tries to teach George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) a new life lesson.

Recurring Characters: George Bush, George W. Bush.

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Baha Men perform "Who Let the Dogs Out"


Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Summary: Anna Nicole Smith (Molly Shannon) discusses her golddigging university. In a filmed report, Adam McKay takes to the night streets to find the average citizen's view on the election. Robert De Niro disagrees with Jimmy Fallon's "Meet The Parents" review from last week's broadcast.

Recurring Characters: Anna Nicole Smith.

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The Wallflowers perform "Sleepwalker"
Also Performed: 96e.


2000 VH-1 Vogue Fashion Awards
Recurring Characters: Cuba Gooding, Jr., Samuel L. Jackson.


Ching Chang
Summary: Ching Chang (Dana Carvey) dreams of putting his house pet chickens in a Broadway musical.

Recurring Characters: Ching Chang.


The Wallflowers perform "Hand Me Down"


Goodnights



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