Saturday Night Live Transcripts
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Season 26: Episode 4
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November 4th, 2000
Charlize Theron
Paul Simon
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Hugh Fink
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A Glimpse of Our Possible Future I
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Summary: In the near future, a hapless President George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) has managed to set the Great Lakes on fire.
Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.
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Charlize Theron's Monologue
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Summary: Tracy Morgan is thrilled that Charlize Theron was born in Africa.
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Total Request Live
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Summary: An interview with Britannica (), Jeanette () and (), the members of girl group Gemini's Twin.
Recurring Characters: Britannica, Jeanette.
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A Glimpse of Our Possible Future II
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Summary: In the near future, President Al Gore quizzes the nation on a regular basis..
Recurring Characters: Al Gore, Bill Clinton.
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Blair Witch Tour
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Recurring Characters: Circe Nightshade, Azrael Abyss.
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Marilyn Monroe
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Summary: A jealous Joe DiMaggio (Jimmy Fallon) doesn't want anyone staring at wife Marilyn Monroe (Charlize Theron) during the filming of "The Seven Year Itch."
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Paul Simon performs "Hurricane Eye"
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Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
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Summary: Rachel Dratch proposes marriage to Jimmy Fallon. SNL writer Hugh Fink talks about Joe Lieberman as a Jew.
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Bedtime Stories
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Summary: Mr. Peepers (Chris Kattan) stars on the Cinemax adult program.
Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.
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A Glimpse of Our Possible Future III
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Summary: In the near future, Ralph Nader's term as president is a sign that pigs can fly and Hell has frozen over.
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DeMarco Brothers
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Summary: Paul Simon endures an overinterpreted demonstration of his songs by DeMarco Brothers Kyle (Chris Kattan) and Sean (Chris Parnell).
Recurring Characters: Kyle DeMarco, Sean DeMarco.
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The Coconut Bangers Ball
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Summary: Robert Goulet (Will Ferrell) promotes his new rap album.
Recurring Characters: Robert Goulet.
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Paul Simon performs "Old"
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Buena Vista Social Club
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Summary: The horny members of the Buena Vista Social Club (Jerry Minor, Horatio Sanz) try to dance erotically with a hot blondie (Charlize Theron).
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