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  Season 26: Episode 4

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November 4th, 2000

Charlize Theron

Paul Simon


Hugh Fink

A Glimpse of Our Possible Future I
Summary: In the near future, a hapless President George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) has managed to set the Great Lakes on fire.

Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.



Charlize Theron's Monologue
Summary: Tracy Morgan is thrilled that Charlize Theron was born in Africa.


Total Request Live
Summary: An interview with Britannica (), Jeanette () and (), the members of girl group Gemini's Twin.

Recurring Characters: Britannica, Jeanette.

A Glimpse of Our Possible Future II
Summary: In the near future, President Al Gore quizzes the nation on a regular basis..

Recurring Characters: Al Gore, Bill Clinton.


Blair Witch Tour
Recurring Characters: Circe Nightshade, Azrael Abyss.

TV Funhouse

Marilyn Monroe
Summary: A jealous Joe DiMaggio (Jimmy Fallon) doesn't want anyone staring at wife Marilyn Monroe (Charlize Theron) during the filming of "The Seven Year Itch."

Paul Simon performs "Hurricane Eye"

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Summary: Rachel Dratch proposes marriage to Jimmy Fallon. SNL writer Hugh Fink talks about Joe Lieberman as a Jew.

Bedtime Stories
Summary: Mr. Peepers (Chris Kattan) stars on the Cinemax adult program.

Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.

A Glimpse of Our Possible Future III
Summary: In the near future, Ralph Nader's term as president is a sign that pigs can fly and Hell has frozen over.


DeMarco Brothers
Summary: Paul Simon endures an overinterpreted demonstration of his songs by DeMarco Brothers Kyle (Chris Kattan) and Sean (Chris Parnell).

Recurring Characters: Kyle DeMarco, Sean DeMarco.

The Coconut Bangers Ball
Summary: Robert Goulet (Will Ferrell) promotes his new rap album.

Recurring Characters: Robert Goulet.


Paul Simon performs "Old"

Buena Vista Social Club
Summary: The horny members of the Buena Vista Social Club (Jerry Minor, Horatio Sanz) try to dance erotically with a hot blondie (Charlize Theron).



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