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00f: Tom Green / David Gray
VH-1 Storytellers
Russell Hitchcock.....Will Ferrell
Graham Russell.....Chris Kattan
Announcer.....Darrel Hammond
V/O: We now return to Air Supply on VH-1 Storytellers.
Russell Hitchcock: Hello. As we told you before when you didn’t recognize us, we are Air Supply.
Graham Russell: Yeah. I’ll go ahead and mention our massive hits again. "Lost in Love", "All Out of Love", "The One That You Love". Ring any bells?
[They look around for an audience reaction and receive none]
Russell Hitchcock: Come on folks, it wouldn’t kill you to clap.
Graham Russell: It doesn’t take much energy, and it’s just good manners.
[Audience looks extremely bored and unimpressed]
Russell Hitchcock: All right. Back in the early ‘80’s we never imagined we would go on to be one of the biggest acts ever on the adult contemporary charts.
Graham Russell: Yeah. And we never imagined that we’d be dropped off the face of the Earth so abruptly. But we did.
Russell Hitchcock: We sure did. But now we’re back. In a big way.
[Audience still looks bored and unimpressed]
Graham Russell: So here’s a new song, from our new CD entitled "Holiday Love". I think its pretty fitting for this time of year.
Together: [singing]
"It's Thanksgiving time, it's such a great day now.
Turkey and bread, and plenty of stuffing.
It's Thanksgiving time, it’s a time for Jell-O
You can watch some TV, maybe have some grape Kool-Aid.
Ooh."
Graham Russell: "I think I dig your style."
Russell Hitchcock:
"I think I dig your style.
It's Thanksgiving time, I love your new blazer
Your sleeves are pushed up, it looks pretty awesome."
Graham Russell:
"Well, thank you, my friend. You’re so kind to say so
Your eyes are so blue, I think that I like them."
Russell Hitchcock:
"It's Thanksgiving time, let’s go get a burger,
Maybe some fries, and go take a car ride."
Graham Russell:
"Go to a motel, drink a gallon of brandy
Hang out in robes, and see what develops."
Together: Ooh.
Graham Russell: "I think I dig your style."
Russell Hitchcock: "I think I dig your --"
[They look at each other lovingly, then begin to make out.]
V/O: Believe me, we will not be returning to VH-1 Storytellers!
[fade]
Thanks to Ana Carr for this transcript!
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