Jay-Z, "I Just Wanna Love U"
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Chi-Chi's
 Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) & George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) meet for lunch.
Recurring Characters: Al Gore, George W. Bush.
Lucy Liu's Monologue
Liu enjoyed a week full of Asian stereotypes from the crew.
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William Shatner (Darrell Hammond) affected by stock plunge.
Total Request Live
Gemini's Twin (Maya Rudolph, Ana Gasteyer) show off new member (Lui).
Recurring Characters: Britannica, Jeanette.
Celebrity Jeopardy
Connery (Darrell Hammond), Catherine Zeta-Jones (Lui), Robin Williams (Jimmy Fallon).
Recurring Characters: Alex Trebek, Sean Connery.
Pretty Living
Joyologist Helen Madden (Molly Shannon) shows off new girlfriend.
Recurring Characters: Helen Madden.
Jarrett's Room
Jarrett (Jimmy Fallon) & Goby (Horatio Sanz) host live webcast from dorm room.
Recurring Characters: Jarrett, Goby, Daniel.
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
James Madison's (Rachel Dratch) commentary is sidetracked by modern marvels.
Baby New Year's (Chris Kattan) diaper is changed.
Jimmy Fallon sings pop-inspired songs about Christmas presents.
Jay-Z performs "I Just Wanna Love U"
Christmas Ornaments
Angel (Molly Shannon) and others long to be put on the family Christmas tree.
Murder In The Make-Believe Ballroom
Robert Goulet releases new rap album with Jay-Z.
Happy Holidays From "Weekend Update"
Tina Fey & Jimmy Fallon's holidays wishes are interrupted by street urchin.
Jay-Z performs "Is That Yo Bitch"
Seasons Greetings From "Saturday Night Live"
Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Tracy Morgan re-perform Christmas ditty.
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