Season's Greetings From "Saturday Night Live"

.....Horatio Sanz
.....Jimmy Fallon
.....Chris Kattan
.....Tracy Morgan



Horatio Sanz: Last week, we did a little holiday song up here, and it was lot of fun, so we asked if we could do it again, and they said, "Absolutely not."

[ shows Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chis Kattan, and Tracy Morgan all dressed in green as fake snow falls on them. Horatio is playing a lute, Jimmy is playing a keyboard with a built-in drum machine that Chris Kattan is holding, and Tracy Morgan is running in place beside them, as jingle bells play in the background. ]

Horatio Sanz: Let's do it anyway.

[ they start playing ]

I don't care what the people say-
Christmas is really fu-un!
I don't care what the neighbors say-
Christmas is number o-one!

I don't care what everyone says-
Christmas is awesome and coo-ool!
I don't care if you think it's a lie-
Christmas and Santa ru-ule!"


Horatio and Jimmy: "I don't care what time it is
I don't care what day it is-"

Horatio Sanz: "I wish it was Christmas todaa-aay!"
Horatio and Jimmy: "I wish it was every daa-aay!"

[ they stop playing, and bow to the audience ]


Thanks to Tony DuMont for this transcript.


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