Happy Holidays from Weekend Update

.....Tina Fey
.....Jimmy Fallon

[ open at Rockefeller Center skating rink ]

[ focus on Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey ]

Jimmy Fallon: Season's greetings from all of us here at Weekend Update.

Tina Fey: To all of you at home, have a merry Christmas..

[ Total Stranger walks on ]

Total Stranger: A happy holiday and a healthy new year.

Jimmy Fallon: Who the [ bleeped out ] are you? [ pushes Total Stranger offstage, turns to the camera and smiles nonchalantly, as Tina Fey looks on, shocked ]

[ fade out ]

Thanks to Tony DuMont for this transcript.

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