Happy Holidays from Weekend Update .....Tina Fey .....Jimmy Fallon [ open at Rockefeller Center skating rink ] [ focus on Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey ] Jimmy Fallon: Season's greetings from all of us here at Weekend Update. Tina Fey: To all of you at home, have a merry Christmas.. [ Total Stranger walks on ] Total Stranger: A happy holiday and a healthy new year. Jimmy Fallon: Who the [ bleeped out ] are you? [ pushes Total Stranger offstage, turns to the camera and smiles nonchalantly, as Tina Fey looks on, shocked ] [ fade out ] Thanks to Tony DuMont for this transcript. SNL Transcripts