January 13th, 2001
Nelly Furtado, "I'm Like A Bird"
A Message From the Vice-President Elect
Dick Cheney (Darrell Hammond) discusses his recent heart attack.
: Dick Cheney.
Charlie Sheen's Monologue
Sheen endures audience questions about following his dad's TV footsteps.
New reality-TV programs: "Herpes Island", "Temptation Trailer" and "The Cannibal".
The Iron Chef
American Bachelor Chef (Sheen) offers competetion.
Eric Dickerson's NFL Pregame Special
More non-sensical sports coverage, courtesy of ABC Sports.
Marty & Bobbie perform a civil rights medley at a Martin Luther King Day assembly.
: Marty Culp, Bobbie Mohan-Culp.
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Katherine Harris (Ana Gasteyer) delivers payback to her critics.
Jimmy Fallon reviews Clinton's Farewell Tour.
Chris Kattan gives a terrible re-enactment of Prince Charles falling off his horse.
Marta Mercado (Maya Rudolph) discusses treatment from employer Linda Chavez.
: Katherine Harris.
Nelly Furtado performs "I'm Like A Bird"
"As The World Turns" actress (Molly Shannon) overdoes her scene.
Woman (Maya Rudolph) gives birth to 37-year-old man (Will Ferrell).
Rude waiter (Chris Kattan) is son of T.G.I. Friday (Will Ferrell).
"The Pervert", Film by Adam McKay
Classic Vaudeville with Charles & Fleisy
Sheen and Heidi Fleiss (Rachel Dratch) deliver adult version of "Who's In First?"