
Saturday Night Live Transcripts

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Season 26: Episode 11

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February 10th, 2001

Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez

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Lorne Michaels

Tom Hanks

Andy Murphy
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Jennifer's Booty
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Summary: Will Ferrell gushes over Jennifer Lopez's booty, while Tracy Morgan plots to take over his impression of President George W. Bush.
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Montage
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Note: In spite of an XFL game running late on NBC, "Saturday Night Live" began their studio performance promptly at their usual time, though it didn't go on the air (as a tape-delay) for another 45 minutes.
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Jennifer Lopez's Monologue
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Summary: Jennifer Lopez tries to disclaim her diva image as hair and make-up people swarm her on stage.

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Cracklin' Oat Flakes
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Summary: Now laced with ecstasy!

Note: Repeat from 11/11/00.
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J Lo vs. Mango
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Summary: Jennifer Lopez battles Mango (Chris Kattan) for the proper Diva title.

Recurring Characters: Mango, Celine Dion, Diana Ross, Aretha Franklin, Shania Twain.

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MTV Cribs
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Summary: Gemini's Twin members Jonette (Ana Gasteyer), Britanica (Maya Rudolph) and new girl Lady Speedstick (Jennifer Lopez) show off their new tiny apartment.

Recurring Characters: Jonette, Britanica.

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TV Funhouse
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Summary: Rob Smigel presents "Ray of Light", his Disney-themed spin on the Ray Lewis scandal.

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Jennifer Lopez performs "Play"
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Also Performed: 99k.
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Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
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Summary: Wilson the Volleyball (Will Ferrell) talks mean-spiritedly about Tom Hanks. Third-grader Rasheed Jenkins (Jerry Minor) nervously discusses Black History Month.

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Fly Girls Reunion
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Summary: The less-famous Fly Girls, Yonette (Jerry Minor), Spicy (Rachel Dratch), and Deronica (Tracy Morgan), reunite with former member Jennifer Lopez.
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Music From The Motion Picture Valentine
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Summary: Strangely named bands dominate the film's soundtrack.

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Jennifer Lopez performs "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
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Good Morning Bronx
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Recurring Characters: Dominican Lou.
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The Baby & The German Intellectual
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Jeannie Darcy
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Summary: Hack comic Jeannie Darcy's (Molly Shannon) stand-up routine isn't well-received at a nursing home.

Recurring Characters: Jeannie Darcy.

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Wade Blasingame
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Summary: Attorney Wade Blasingame (Will Ferrell) is in favor of suing dogs for being themselves.

Note: Repeat from 12/09/00.
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News From the Front
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Summary: Lana Thornberry (Jennifer Lopez) sings unpatriotic music to military soldiers during World War II.

Recurring Characters: Bob Hope.
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