00l: Sean Hayes / Shaggy
Talkin' 'Bout 'Ginas
Joan Rivers.....Ana Gasteyer
Farrah Fawcett.....Chris Kattan
Pooja Baranji.....Rachel Dratch
Anna Nicole Smith.....Molly Shannon
Gayle King.....Maya Rudolph
Announcer: In the past three years, Eve Ensler's hit play, "The Vagina Monologues", has been
performed all over the world by a rotating cast of hundreds of actresses, raising more than two million
dollars for women's charities. Now you can enjoy a show that's kind of like that.
[ show's title appears on screen ]
"Talkin' 'Bout 'Ginas". Performed by a collection of the most talented women never asked to do
"The Vagina Monologues". You'll see Joan Rivers.
Joan Rivers: Owww! My vagina! The last time I went near my vagina, bats flew out! Can we talk?
My vagina is so old, I could file it for a special at the gynecologist! Owww! Vaginas! Owww!
Announcer: "Talkin' 'Bout 'Ginas" was not written by Eve Ensler. It is not for charity. These
are just some ladies talking about their g-g's to make a little cash.
Stars like Farrah Fawcett.
Farrah Fawcett: [ confused ] Y'all, my vagina.. what? [ looks off, then looks at heself, shocked ] My
vagina is on medication.
Announcer: Indian film star Pooja Baranji.
Pooja Baranji: [ banging drum ] Green bajina, blue bajina, yellow bajina, purple bajina,
Announcer: You'll see Anna Nicole Smith.
Anna Nicole Smith: I love my vagina, y'all, 'cause my vagina makes money, y'all! You know it!
[ giggles ] It makes money!
[ SUPER: "NOT The Vagina Molologues" ]
Announcer: Once again, this is not Eve Ensler's writing. This isn't women's libber stuff. Just
world famous ladies talking about their genitals.
Including a very, very special appearance by Oprah Winfrey...'s friend Gayle.
Gayle King: Oprah's vagina is a beautiful tiger lily. Oprah's vagina is an inspiration to other
vaginas. I have never seen it, but I imagine that it looks like sweet potato pie, and the future.
Announcer: And, World Wrestling Federation star Chyna.
Chyna: My vagina is powerful. My vagina gives me confidence when I feel it bunched up between
my legs. I love my long, bony vagina.
[ other women look at Chyna strangely ]
Announcer: Look out, "Vagina Monologues". There's a new game in town. "Talkin' 'Bout 'Ginas".
Hundreds of thousands of tickets still available.
Submitted by:Tony DuMont