Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: Bit Players:

April 7th, 2001 Alec Baldwin Coldplay None Kid Rock David Spade None

A Message From the President of the United States

Summary: President George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) delivers a list of his orders to China. Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush. Transcript

Montage

Alec Baldwin's Monologue

Summary: Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) gives now-single Alec Baldwin some pointers on meeting women. Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton.

Reliable Investments

Summary: While advising an investor (Ana Gasteyer) on recent Wall Street woes, a broker (Alec Baldwin) jumps to his death. Transcript

Delicious Dish

Summary: Pete Schweddy (Alec Baldwin) discusses his new ball park weiner business with Margaret Jo McCullen (Ana Gasteyer) and new co-anchor Lynn Bershad (Rachel Dratch). Recurring Characters: Margaret Jo McCullen, Pete Schweddy. Transcript

Tough Guy

Summary: Sgt. Jack Wilcox (Alec Baldwin) lets his fellow soldiers knows that he's ready to take on the Chinese single-handedly. Transcript

Inside the Actors Studio

Summary: Charles Nelson Reilly (Alec Baldwin) receives the royal treatment from James Lipton (Will Ferrell). Recurring Characters: James Lipton. Transcript

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

Summary: Tracy Morgan discusses what happened with Daryl Strawberry. Jimmy Fallon delivers "I Have An Opinion" International. Tina Fey delivers a rant against Hugh Hefner's girlfriends. Kid Rock and David Spade present the latest Hollywood Minute news. Transcript

Coldplay performs "Yellow"

Red Ships of Spain

Summary: Robert Goulet (Will Ferrell) and his brothers Wes (Chris Parnell) and Ken (Alec Baldwin) star together in a new musical. Recurring Characters: Robert Goulet. Transcript

The Bush Tax Cut

Summary: Tom Daschle (Chris Kattan) and Richard Gephardt (Darrell Hammond) ruin a press conference while discussing the Bush tax cut. Recurring Characters: Richard Gephardt.

Lasting Impressions

Summary: Artists Tony Villone (Alec Baldwin) and Ricky (Jimmy Fallon) show how to add a touch of class to photos by painting them inside of a brandy snifter. Transcript

Coldplay performs "Don't Panic"

Goodnights

Terrence Maddox

Summary: Terrence Maddox (Will Ferrell) and fellow vagrant Sebastian Clay (Alec Baldwin) compete to be the subjects of a Black & White photograpy class. Recurring Characters: Terrance Maddox. Transcript