Lasting Impressions Joey.....Horatio Sanz Ana.....Ana Gasteyer Tony Malone.....Alec Baldwin Aunt Vickie.....Rachel Dratch Ricky Malone.....Jimmy Fallon Ana: Hey, Joey! What are we gonna do? Aunt Vickie's coming over, and the only professional picture we have of little Sheila is horrible and boring! Joey: [ grabs the hideous picture ] What freakin' jackass took this picture anyway?! [ Tony Malone enters the picture ] Tony Malone: Does an old picture you got not live up to your expectations? Then get a load of this: [ boring picture of little girl is transformed to within a brandy snifter ] Ana: Oh, my God! It's stunning! It makes a whole world of difference! Tony Malone: Hey, yo, I'm Tony Malone, owner of Lasting Impressions. Through the wizardry of computer technology, I can take any picture you got and stuff it into a brandy snifter. Why not take that extra step to make your favorite pictures pop with class and have top-of-the-line no-joke excellence. Take a look at this: [ picture of cat shown, then transformed ] Your favorite cat.. in a brandy snifter! [ picture of Senior Prom shown, then transformed ] Senior Prom.. in a brandy snifter! [ picture of Billy Crystal shown, then transformed ] Somebody famous.. in a brandy snifter! [ picture of black baby shown, then transformed ] A black baby.. in a brandy snifter! [ Tony holds up portrait ] And my personal favorite: a brandy snifter.. inside a brandy snifter. Kinda hard to wrap your brain around this one, huh? Just imagine how impressed your relatives will be, once you kick up the class an extra notch or two. [ doorbell rings ] Aunt Vickie: Hi! [ enters, hugs family, then notices portrait ] Holy crap! Little Sheila in a brandy snifter! How elegant! You kids really know how to do it up! Ana: With the help of Lasting Impressions! Thanks, Tony! Tony Malone: Ay, don't thank me. Thank my cousin, Ricky, the artist. Come out here, Ricky! Ricky Malone: [ steps out ] How ya' doing? I take a great deal of pride and craftsmanship in each and every one of my brandy snifter creations. Tony Malone: For an extra $14, Ricky can put a rose on top of the brandy snifter. Ain't that right, Ricky? Ricky Malone: I can do that! [ show portrait in a brandy snifter with a rose on top ] Tony Malone: Hey! How slick is that? It's gorgeous. Call me, Tony Malone, of Lasting Impressions, for in-your-face elegance - and that's no joke! [ Tony and Ricky pose, then appear in a brandy snifter portrait themselves ] Announcer: Lasting Impressions has closed all of their downtown locations. SNL Transcripts