Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: May 5th, 2001 Pierce Brosnan Destiny's Child Julia Stiles
	A Message From the President of the United States Bush (Will Ferrell) reprimands daughter Jenna (Julia Stiles) for drinking. Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.
	Pierce Brosnan's Monologue Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond) offers advice to latest Bond successor Brosnan. Recurring Characters: Sean Connery.
	Homocil (Repeat) See 02/17/01.
	Just Funnin' Former Gemini's Twin members (Destiny's Child) have formed their own group. Recurring Characters: Britannica, Jeanette.
	The Weakest Link Anne Robinson's (Rachel Dratch) sour behavior is backgrounded.
	Jeffrey's More customer bullying from Jeffrey's clerks (Jimmy Fallon, Brosnan). Recurring Characters: Clerk, Boss.
	Destiny's Child performs "Survivor"
	Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey Tracy Morgan wants to be black spy - Lamont Bond.
	Angry Boss Mr. Tarkanian (Will Ferrell) is biggest bully in the office.
	The West Wing As written while Aaron Sorkin was high on 'shrooms.
	"Five Finger Discount", Film by Adam McKay
	Destiny's Child performs "Emotion"
	Bravery & Unity Old jokes are recycled into History Channel retrospective.
	Casino Daycare Parents needn't worry about their kids as they gamble it all away in Las Vegas. SNL Transcripts