Bon Jovi, "It's My Life"
A Message From the Vice-President of the United States
Dick Cheney (Darrell Hammond) on his health.
Recurring Characters: Dick Cheney.
Lara Flynn Boyle's Monologue
Audience member (Adam McKay) teases Boyle about her weight.
Corn Chip Nail Tips
(Repeat) See 10/07/00.
Fake Hernia Doctor
Patient (Chris Parnell) receives hernia test from fake doctor (Will Ferrell).
Bon Jovi laugh at DeMarco Brothers (Chris Kattan), (Chris Parnell) song interpretations.
Recurring Characters: Kyle DeMarco, Sean DeMarco.
Robert Downey, Jr. (Chris Kattan) shows off jail cell.
Save The Starving Actresses Foundation
Boyle makes a plea on behalf of starving actresses everywhere.
The Scarlet Letter
Letters "B" & "J" on chest call for well-deserved leniency.
Bon Jovi performs "It's My Life"
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Lou Reed can't dispel rumors that he's dead.
Set in the 1890's, the music is from the 1970's.
Mimicking "The Golden Girls" endangers teen's (Chris Kattan) life.
Wake Up, Wakefield
Gym teacher (Boyle) is interviewed.
Recurring Characters: Megan, Sheldon, Mr. Banglion, Randy Goldman.
Shaq (Tracy Morgan) addresses the audience on the tone of his voice.
Bon Jovi performs "You Give Love A Bad Name"
Bloder Brothers (Jimmy Fallon), (Chris Parnell) flirt with Shooter's barmaid (Boyle).
Recurring Characters: Wayne Bloder, Kip Bloder.