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  Season 27: Episode 2







01b: Seann William Scott / Sum41

My Big Thick Novel

Jack Handy V/O:

Chapter 119.

The first blowdart hit me in the neck. The second hit me in the leg. After that, I blacked out.

When I woke up, I asked Lalani how many blowdarts had hit me. She seemed annoyed.

"What am I?" she said, "Your personal blowdart counter?"


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