Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: October 13th, 2001 Drew Barrymore Macy Gray Tom Green Colin Quinn
	A Message From the Vice-President of the United States Dick Cheney (Darrell Hammond) reports from a secret cave in Afghanistan. Recurring Characters: Vice-President Dick Cheney.
	Drew Barrymore's Monologue Mayor's courage brought Drew to New York despite anthrax in the building.
	Crossing Over with John Edwards John Edwards' (Will Ferrell) psychic predictions are far from accurate.
	Love-ahs Love-ahs Roger (Will Ferrell) & Virginia (Rachel Dratch) play hot tub matchmakers. Recurring Characters: Roger, Virginia.
	Willy Wonka: 30th Anniversary DVD Features outtakes, rejected screen tests and "Where Are They Now?"
	TV Funhouse "Fun With Real Audio" segment shows a retooling of Emeril's sitcom.
	First Liberty Savings Bank Founder's failure of a son (Will Ferrell) marks the money for sale.
	Macy Gray performs "Sexual Revolution"
	Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey Gay Hitler (Chris Kattan) visits. Colin Quinn explains what's going on in Afghanistan. Neil Diamond (Will Ferrell) sings "Turn On Your Heartlight". Recurring Characters: Neil Diamond.
	Action Talk Show Klaus Von Braunman (Chris Kattan) and direct-to-video action movies.
	"King Kong" On WUUB To save money, Public Broadcasting station recreates "King Kong" remake.
	Lesbian Feminist Singers Monica (Barrymore) & Lelani (Maya Rudolph) sing despite interruptions.
	Macy Gray performs "Sweet Baby"
	My Big Thick Novel Author can't fathom "When dinosaurs ruled the earth" cliche.
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