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Willy Wonka: 30th Anniversary DVD

Gene Wilder/Willy Wonka.....Jeff Richards
Voice over.....Will Ferrell
Denise Nickerson/Violet Beauregaurd.....Rachel Dratch
Julie Dawn Cole/Veruca Salt.....Drew Barrymore
Mr. Salt.....Haratio Sanz
Nelly Furtado.....Maya Rudolph
Peter Ostrum/Charlie Bucket.....Amy Poehler
Telly Savalas.....Darrell Hammond
Sidney Poitier.....Dean Edwards
.....Tracy Morgan



(Willy Wonka in front of the chocolate pond in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory sings...)

"There is no place I know to compare with pure imagination"

Voice over: It's the one and only Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, now to commemorate the 30th anniversary of this family classic, Warner home video presents this special Willy Wonka collectors edition on DVD. Also included is a brand new documentary featuring interviews with the original Wonka kids including the incorrigible Violet Boragard.

(Cut to movie scene)

Violet: Hmmm, delicious tomato soup, hmm oh second course is coming up. Roast beef with baked potato hmm. Here comes the dessert, oh it's the most marvelous blue berry pie. (starts turning blue)

Willy Wonka: It always goes wrong at the dessert.

(cut to a very blue very inflated Violet)

Violet: I feel kinda funny, what’s happening to me?

(Cut to Denise Nickerson/Violet Beauregaurd now, she’s older, but still has bright blue face and hands)

Violet: I had a fantastic time making that movie. A lot of the special effects were brand new, they hadn’t even been tested yet. Would I do it again? ... no.

Voice over: And who could forget the spoiled brat Veruca Salt.

(Cut to movie seen with Veruca and father)

Veruca: Daddy I want a golden goose and I want it now.

(Cut to Julie Dawn Cole/ Veruca Salt now, wearing tight clothing and smoking a cigarette)

Veruca: Yeah I moved back to London to start my own rock band, but then I found out that there was already another band named Veruca Salt. So instead I make my living by having men pay me 75 pounds a pop to say “Daddy I want it now, give it to me...NOW!!!”

Voice over: The Willy Wonka Collectors edition includes a newly recorded version of the celebrated Oompa Loompa song, sung by pop sensation Nelly Furtado.

(Cut to Nelly Furtado with two Oompa Loompas. She sings to the tune of “Turn out the light”)

Nelly Furtado:
"I said a Oompa-Loompa Doopody Doo
I got another present for you
I said a Oopa Loompa Doopody de
It’s Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
oh woah woah, yeah
Turn out the light, turn out the light"

(Nelly dances with the Oompa Loompas)

Voice over: You’ll enjoy actor Peter Ostrum in his first interview since the movie’s release thirty years ago.

(cut to movie scene)

Charlie Bucket: I found a golden ticket, I found a golden ticket!)

(Cut to a flaming Charlie Bucket/ Peter Ostrum now)

Charlie Bucket: Let me tell you I made a lot of good friends on the Wonka set. Augustus Gloop and I became very close. He was the big powerful German boy woo! We roomed together in college, and for a while after that. But Willy Wonka will always be a part of me. In fact, guys who hang out in my condo call it one big chocolate factory!

Voice over: The Willy Wonka collectors edition includes never before seen screen tests with Hollywood's brightest stars of 1971, including the star of TV’s Kojack Telly Savalas.

Telly Savalas: Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew! Now you listen to me, who loves ya (licks lolly-pop and stares intensely into the camera) baby.

Voice over: And an unforgettable screen test with Academy Award winner Sidney Poitier.

Sidney Poitier: They.. call me.. Mr. Wonka!!

Voice over: Sparkling with beautifully restored picture and sound, this collection features never before seen out-takes.

(Cut to movie scene in front of psychedelic backgrounds)

Willy Wonka: There’s no earthly way of knowing, which direction we are going. For the fires of Hell are glowing! YES! For the rowers keep on rowing! And they’re certainly not showing, any signs that they are slowing! EEHHHH!!!!! Hey, wait a minute, this is a children’s film right?

Tracy Morgan voice over: (laughing) Order the Willy Wonka Collector’s edition today!


Thanks to Jamie for this transcript!


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