Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 27: Episode 6


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November 17th, 2001

Billy Bob Thornton

Creed

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Steve Higgins

Ashton Kutcher

Donald Rumsfeld Press Briefing
Summary: Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld (Darrell Hammond) takes questions from the press corps.

Recurring Characters: Donald Rumsfeld.

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Montage


Billy Bob Thornton's Monologue
Summary: Billy Bob Thornton endures questions from audience members imitating his character from "Sling Blade."

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Gay Thanksgiving
Summary: The flamboyant antics of a gay Indian (Billy Bob Thornton) ruin the first Thanksgiving for the Pilgrims.

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EPT Home Pregnancy Test
Summary: Strangers (Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler) check to see if they're pregnant.

Note: Repeat from 11/03/01.


Nick Burns, Your Company Computer Guy
Summary: Nick Burns' (Jimmy Fallon) dad (Billy Bob Thornton) helps him insult the office flunkies when their father-son lunch is interrupted.

Recurring Characters: Nick Burns.

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Brian Fellow's Safari Planet
Summary: More animal mayhem and stupidity with Brian Fellow (Tracy Morgan).

Recurring Characters: Brian Fellow.

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Inside the Actor's Studio
Summary: Following an excruciating interview session, Billy Bob Thornton conducts a personal manhunt of James Lipton (Will Ferrell).

Recurring Characters: James Lipton.

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Martha Stewart Living
Summary: Martha Stewart (Ana Gasteyer) offers patriotic Thanksgiving tips to her viewers.

Recurring Characters: Martha Stewart.

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War Party
Summary: Partygoers celebrate the latest U.S. victory in Afghanistan.

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Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Summary: Harry Potter (Rachel Dratch) is exhausted during his movie press junket.

Recurring Characters: Harry Potter.

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Creed performs "My Sacrifice"


Fenced-In Area
Summary: A complacent farmer (Billy Bob Thornton) hasn't decided on what to do with the fenced-in-area of his yard.

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Creed performs "Bullets"


My Big Thick Novel
Summary: Author Jack Handey expresses his irk with hooligans and shenanigans.

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Goodnights



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