Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

December 8th, 2001 Hugh Jackman Mick Jagger None None

White House Meeting

Summary: Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) phones the White House during a crucial meeting. Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush, Vice-President Dick Cheney, Al Gore, Donald Rumsfeld. Transcript

Montage

Hugh Jackman's Monologue

Summary: Hugh Jackman sings "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas." Transcript

Loose Bear

Summary: Loose Bear scares the crap out of you when you're constipated. Transcript

Jarret's Room

Summary: Jarret (Jimmy Fallon) and Gobey (Horatio Sanz) crack up over their suitemate's (Jeff Richards) embarrassing home videos. Recurring Characters: Jarret, Gobey, D.J. Jonathan Feinstein. Transcript

The Robert Goulet All-Holiday Special

Recurring Characters: Robert Goulet. Transcript

Family Christmas Portrait

Summary: Messed-up photographers (Hugh Jackman, Seth Meyers) wreck havoc for a family posing for a portrait at Sear's.

Mick Jagger performs "God Give Me Everything I Want"

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Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

Summary: Chris Kattan's gives a Terrible Re-Enactment of Geraldo Rivera's fall in Afghanistan. Drunk Girl (Jeff Richards) hits on Jimmy Fallon during her commentary. Recurring Characters: Drunk Girl. Transcript

Hello, Dolly

Summary: More grotesque - yet, cute - dolls are put on display. Recurring Characters: Deanna Nolen Gray.

Mick Jagger's Dressing Room

Summary: Mick Jagger talks to his reflection (Jimmy Fallon) in his dressing room mirror. Transcript

Superman's Fortress of Solitude

Summary: Superman's (Hugh Jackman) parents (Will Ferrell, Maya Rudolph) make awkward small talk with their son. Recurring Characters: Superman. Transcript

Mick Jagger performs "Vision Of Paradise"

The Donatella Versace Show

Summary: Donatella Versace (Maya Rudolph) interviews fashion experts. Recurring Characters: Donatella Versace.

The Christmas Kangaroo

Summary: Hugh Jackman recalls his dad (Will Ferrell) fighting with the Christmas Kangaroo, and subsequently getting anal-raped. Transcript

Goodnights