Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: January 12th, 2002 Josh Hartnett Pink None
	Buddy the Dog Memorial Service Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) offers eulogy for deceased dog Buddy Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton.
	Josh Hartnett's Monologue Jimmy Fallon advises Hartnett not to adopt a new image.
	Wake Up, Wakefield Zack Bodorf's (Hartnett) growth spurt wakens Megan's (Maya Rudolph) interest. Recurring Characters: Megan, Sheldon, Mr. Banglion, Randy Goldman.
	The Laura Bengal Covington Story Lifetime movie about Covington's (Ana Gasteyer) interest in stepson (Hartnett).
	TV Funhouse X-Presidents and Ambiguously Gay Duo team up to snare Osama bin Laden.
	The Shout Out! Show Grand Master Freddy (Tracy Morgan) offers unnecessary shout outs to the community.
	Pink performs "Get The Party Started"
	Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey Maya Angelou (Tracy Morgan) espouses off-topic birthday card greetings. Henley (Horatio Sanz) & Stiles (Chris Kattan) can't do routine via satellite.
	HBO First Look "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones features N*Sync.
	Captain of Impressions Airline captain (Hartnett) stalls passengers by doing impressions.
	My Best List for 2001 Wax and Dracula sponsorships hinder legitimacy of Jack Handey's list items.
	Pink performs "Don't Let Me Get Me"
	Playboy's Movie Showcase "Burqua Baddies" features Yeman face pornography.
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