March 9th, 2002
A Message From the Vice-President of the United States
Vice-President Cheney (Darrell Hammond) addresses Letterman issue.
: Dick Cheney.
Jon Stewart's Monologue
Stewart jokes about cable television and gays in the military.
The Cheese Game
Game helps kids learn to appreciate the value of cheese.
Lou Perlstein (Stewart) shows off genetically-mutated boy band.
The Bloder Brothers
Kip (Jimmy Fallon) & Wayne (Chris Parnell) get detained at the airport.
: Kip Bloder, Wayne Bloder.
Fun With Real Audio mocks Colin Powell's M-TV chat with teenagers.
Talking to the Stars With Rachel and Tracy
Rachel Dratch and Tracy Morgan interview Stewart.
David Letterman (Jeff Richards) appears at Ted Koppel's (Darrell Hammond) party.
: Dan Rather, Tom Brokaw, Ted Koppel, Helen Thomas,
Starr Jones, David Letterman.
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Chris Kattan gives a Terrible Re-Enactment of John McEnroe firing.
Jon Stewart jumps in when Jimmy Fallon is incapacitated.
Drunk Girl gives tips for a safe Spring Break.
: Drunk Girl.
India.Arie performs "Video"
BET Jazz: Jazzvisions
Spoon instrumentalist Lonny Bartz (Stewart) discusses his music career.
We Were Soldiers That Knew What Women Want
Mel Gibson (Stewart) movie combo poorly addresses two subjects.
India.Arie performs "Ready For Love"
My Big Thick Novel
Author debates whether or not he should jump from party.