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My Big Thick Novel




Jack Handy V/O:

Chapter 677

"I knew I had a choice. I could either take a step forward, off the cliff, and hope that as I was falling I could somehow take off my shirt or pants and fashion them into a makeshift parachute to at least slow my fall. Or I could go back into the party, and try to tell the joke again, but right this time."


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