March 16th, 2002
Kylie Minogue, "Can't Get You Out Of My Head"
A Message From Tom Ridge
Tom Ridge (Darrell Hammond) unveils new color-coded alert system.
Ian McKellen's Monologue
McKellen explains why he loves the cast of "Saturday Night Live".
Kotex Classics bring back the thrill of the pads of yesteryear.
Versace Oscar Party
Donatella Versace (Maya Rudolph) makes her Oscar picks.
: Donatella Versace.
Liam Shannessy (McKellen) discusses Irish cuisine.
: Margaret Jo McCullen, Lynn.
Fun With Real Audio explores Bjork's swan outfit at the 2001 Oscars.
Hot Air Balloon Mystery Theatre
Killer (Chris Parnell) can't escape detective (McKellen) on small balloon.
Kylie Minogue performs "Can't Get You Out Of My Head".
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Dame Maggie Smith (McKellen) reems Oscar nominees, kisses Jimmy Fallon.
Paula Jones (Rachel Dratch) regrets boxing match with Tonya Harding (Amy Poehler).
Jimmy Fallon's Scottish joke magically summons Louie Anderson (Jeff Richards).
: Paula Jones, Tonya Harding.
The Ferey Muhtar Talk Show
Turkish talk show bombs except for Darrell Hammond's loose fake moustache.
: Ferey Muhtar, Tariq Uzekiel.
Edmund McGrave (McKellen) presents the life and times of Charles Dickens via wigs.
Kylie Minogue performs "In Your Eyes".
Kevin and Richie's Comic Book Zone
Kevin (Seth Meyers) and Richie (Horatio Sanz) share a love for comic books.