Andrew W.K., "Party Hard"
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A Message From the President of the United States
 President Bush (Will Ferrell) offers horny men and women for suicide bombers.
Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.
The Rock's Monologue
Rock regrets daring Chris Kattan to punch him in the face.
Brian Fellow's Safari Planet
Brian Fellow (Tracy Morgan) thinks parrot is trying to impersonate him.
Recurring Characters: Brian Fellow.
The Scorpion King
Scorpion King's (Rock) son (Seth Meyers) longs to be accepted by his father.
Arthur Anderson Ad
Arthur Anderson firm can help people avoid paying their taxes.
Hardball
Chris Matthews (Darrell Hammond) continues to make fun of his guests.
Recurring Characters: Chris Matthews, Paul Begalia.
Drunk Girl
Drunk Girl (Jeff Richards) and friend (Rock) wander through Studio 8-H.
Recurring Characters: Drunk Girl.
The Subway
Via song, passenger (Maya Rudolph) and derelict (Tracy Morgan) insult one another.
The Girl With No Gaydar
Nicole (Rachel Dratch) doesn't realize she's looking for men in gay bar.
Recurring Characters: Nicole.
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Gene Shalit makes puns to describe attack on his house by bears.
Recurring Characters: Gene Shalit.
Andrew W.K. performs "Party Hard"
All Aboard the Freedom Train: The Duets of Bigfoot & Neil Diamond
Bigfoot (Rock) has recorded cover album with Neil Diamond (Will Ferrell).
Recurring Characters: Neil Diamond.
America Undercover
White trash couple (Chris Kattan, Amy Poehler) fight doctors in hospital.
Andrew W.K. performs "I Get Wet"
A Message From "Saturday Night Live"
Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Tracy Morgan perform a new ditty.
SNL Transcripts
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