April 13th, 2002
Andrew W.K., "Party Hard"
A Message From the President of the United States
President Bush (Will Ferrell) offers horny men and women for suicide bombers.
: President George W. Bush.
The Rock's Monologue
Rock regrets daring Chris Kattan to punch him in the face.
Brian Fellow's Safari Planet
Brian Fellow (Tracy Morgan) thinks parrot is trying to impersonate him.
: Brian Fellow.
The Scorpion King
Scorpion King's (Rock) son (Seth Meyers) longs to be accepted by his father.
Arthur Anderson Ad
Arthur Anderson firm can help people avoid paying their taxes.
Chris Matthews (Darrell Hammond) continues to make fun of his guests.
: Chris Matthews, Paul Begalia.
Drunk Girl (Jeff Richards) and friend (Rock) wander through Studio 8-H.
: Drunk Girl.
Via song, passenger (Maya Rudolph) and derelict (Tracy Morgan) insult one another.
The Girl With No Gaydar
Nicole (Rachel Dratch) doesn't realize she's looking for men in gay bar.
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Gene Shalit makes puns to describe attack on his house by bears.
: Gene Shalit.
Andrew W.K. performs "Party Hard"
All Aboard the Freedom Train: The Duets of Bigfoot & Neil Diamond
Bigfoot (Rock) has recorded cover album with Neil Diamond (Will Ferrell).
: Neil Diamond.
White trash couple (Chris Kattan, Amy Poehler) fight doctors in hospital.
Andrew W.K. performs "I Get Wet"
A Message From "Saturday Night Live"
Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Tracy Morgan perform a new ditty.