May 11th, 2002
Eminem, "Without Me"
White House Cabinet Meeting
President George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) fakes political knowledge with Cabinet.
: President George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Condoleeza Rice.
Kirsten Dunst's Monologue
Horatio Sanz tries to convince Dunst that he's Spider-Man.
Obviously pregnant woman (Ana Gasteyer) waits for results to be sure.
Last Call with Carson Daly
Carson Daly (Jimmy Fallon) hits on sample pianist Alexis Yarlsburg (Dunst).
: Carson Daly.
Digital technology of "Bambi 2002" is no match for discontinued "Bambi".
Keeps Alzheimer's patients in the dark.
Background actors ruin the scene for headline performers.
Jarret (Jimmy Fallon) accuses webcam co-ed (Dunst) of mimicry.
: Jarret, Gobi.
Eminem performs "Without Me"
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
The Hilton Sisters (Dunst, Maya Rudolph) make a surprise visit.
Chris Kattan's Terrible Re-Enactment of Queen Elizabeth streaker.
Chris Parnell raps about pretend girlfriend Dunst.
Anna Kournikova (Dunst) Penthouse lawsuit turns into "Laugh-In"-style gogo.
Wake Up Wakefield
The show goes on location for slumber party at Jenna's (Dunst) house.
: Megan, Sheldon, Randy Goldman.
The DeMarco Family
Kyle (Chris Kattan), Sean (Chris Parnell), Tamara Demarco (Dunst) dance for Eminem.
: Kyle DeMarco, Sean DeMarco.
My Big Thick Novel
Author explains to young daughter what to do with old horses.