01s: Kirsten Dunst / Eminem Demilon Son.....Will Ferrell Daughter.....Ana Gasteyer Granddaughter.....Amy Poehler Grandma.....Rachel Dratch Son: As Mom got older, we began to worry about her memory. Daughter: When the doctor said she had Alzheimer's, we were devestated. Granddaughter: We didn't want to lose Grandma. Son: Our doctors told us about Vaxalot. It worked great. Grandma: What did you do with my money?! Daughter: In fact, it worked a little too well. Grandma: Where's my house, you thieves?! Son: We decided we needed another option. Grandma: Do not resucitate?! I didn't say I did!! This is not my signature!! Granddaughter: That's when we discovered.. Demilon. Daughter: Demilon works just like Vaxalot - but with half the strength. And it works the same. So she'll never know the difference. Son: Thanks to Demilon, Mom's back - just the way I want her. Grandma: I'm having lunch.. with Elenour Roosevelt! And.. Yogi Bear! Son: Happy mother's Day, Mom. Announcer: Demilon. Don't ask your doctor. Ask yourself. SNL Transcripts