01s: Kirsten Dunst / Eminem TV Funhouse Vocie of Bambi.....Amy Poehler Voice of Thumper.....David Spade .....Jared Fogel Announcer: The beloved Disney classic is going away. [ stock footage of Bambi's mom being shot ] Announcer: Walt Disney's "Bambi" is going into the Disney vault for ten years, depriving your child or future children of this significant emotional milestone. [ stock footage of Bambi's mom being shot ] Announcer: After May 27th, "Bambi" will be taken out of stores, placed in a security box, and frozen next to Walt Disney's head. But there's more news! Announcer: On the heels of "Peter Pan: Return To Never Never Land", "Cinderella II", "Lady & The Tramp II", and "Pokahotass", Disney presents.. "Bambi 2002". [ footage shows Bambi talking to bandage-wrapped Mom ] Bambi: Mother! You're okay! Bambi's Mother: [ chuckling ] It's just a leg wound, Son. [ Bambi dodges hunter's bullet a la "The Matrix" ] Announcer: Bambi and the gang are back in business, and the forest has never been more fun. Bambi: [ rapping ] "I'm rappin' Bambi I'm here to say I'm the breakfast of the forest every day! I've got Flower, and Thumper by my side And I know how to kick!" [ show Bambi and friends kicking on Osama bin Laden ] Announcer: With high-powered Disney action! Forest Animals: USA!! USA!! USA!! Announcer: And all new hilarious Disney outtakes. Bambi: We've got to find Thumper in the brair patch.. briar patch! Oh f--k this bulls--t! Announcer: With David Spade as the sassy new Thumper! Thumper: Yeah-ha-ha! Spin Thumper, and we'll see! [ jumps into hole ] Announcer: And Jared from the subway ads! [ Jared and a bird hold out his fat pants in front of Bambi ] Jared: Bambi, if I can lose weight.. you can get those terrorists! [ show Bambi superimposed over a Yankees game ] Announcer: Plus, the New York Yankees! Bambi: Good work, guys! Let's go! [ show Bambi superimposed over a Miss Cleo commercial ] Announcer: Walt Disney's "Bambi 2002"! Rushed out in time for summer, with all the excitement you could ask for from the Disney sequel and the Disney animators, under the circumstances. [ show Bambi cartoon image with human lip cutout speaking ] Bambi: Boy, oh boy! Who's gonna protect the forest from all these weapons! Announcer: It's all the Bambi you'll get for ten years! "Bambi 2002"! [ show Bambi's Mom being handled by masseuse ] Bambi: Come on, Mom! Do your exercises! Announcer: Available on Disney DVD for only 48 hours - then all master tapes, cels and drawings will be destroyed, as if it never happened. Get it. [ show Bambi superimposed in scene from "Shrek" ] Bambi: Quit sulking, Shrek! Get ogre it! [ fade ] SNL Transcripts