01t: Winona Ryder / Moby Botox .....Ana Gasteyer .....Maya Rudolph .....Winona Ryder .....Amy Poehler Ana Gasteyer: I deserve a younger me.. Voiceover: Botox. Maya Rudolph: I'm not ready to lose my.. "wow"! Voiceover: Botox. Winona Ryder: I want a paralyzed face, but I'm too young for a stroke. Voiceover: Botox. Ana Gasteyer: It gently smoothes away wrinkles the natural way. Amy Poehler: By crippling the nervous tissue in your face. Maya Rudolph: With a diluted strain of deadly bacteria. Voiceover: Deadly bacteria. Winona Ryder: It's like a little stroke you shoot into your head with a needle. I like that. Maya Rudolph: If someone told you all you had to do to get younger-looking skin was to inject a syringe full of military-grade neurotoxin into your face every three weeks.. wouldn't you do it? Ana Gasteyer: Of course, you would! [ needle is inserted into her forehead ] Amy Poehler: Poison to the face - why didn't they think of this before? [ chuckles with delight as needle is injected into her forehead ] Maya Rudolph: Botox. It's not just for ethnic cleansing any more. [ needles are injected into her forehead and chin ] Voiceover: Botox. Ask your doctor. [ four women are seen drooling at the mouth from the poison injections ] Winona Ryder: [ mumbling ] Botox. A younger-looking you is just a needle full of poison to the face away. SNL Transcripts