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  Season 28: Episode 2





02b: Sarah Michelle Gellar / Faith Hill

Swiffer Sleepers

Mommy.....Amy Poehler

[ young kids are jumping on the sofa, Mommy watching them rom the kitchen counter in background ]

Mommy: Kids, time to put on your jammies.

Little Girl: [ looks up ] What?

Mommy: I mean.. [ takes package out of grocery bag ] ..your Swiffer Sleepers!

Kids: Yay!!

Announcer: Who says sweeping floors can't be fun?

Mommy: [ opens dustcloth package, which takes the shape of pajamas ] Are you guys ready?

Kids: [ jumping up and down in an excited hyper manner ] Yea-ea-ea-ea!!!

[ show kids being pushed about the floor on the ends of dust sticks ]

Jingle:
"A jumping and a sliding
On the floor you're riding
Here comes Swiffer Sleepers!"


[ footage of kids crawling across the wood floor collecting dust particles ]

Announcer: Swiffer Sleepers, the crawl-around, roll-around, dust picker-upper.

Mommy: [ looking up at the ceiling as she sweeps ] Emily?

[ show Little Girl on end of dust stick being used to clean the ceiling ]

Little Girl: Yay!!

Jingle:
"A moppin' and a wheezin'
A cleanin' and a sneezin'
Here comes Swiffer Sleepers!"


[ kids roll across the floor, collecting mroe dust particles ]

Announcer: This is your ticket to slide!

[ Mommy picks a dust particle out of Little Girl's hair, as Little Boy laughs ]

Announcer: Swiffer Sleepers, makes cleaning floors a family affair.

Jingle: Here comes Swiffer Sleepers!"

Female Announcer: Not recommended for children with allergies.


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