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  Season 28: Episode 3




02c: Sen. John McCain / The White Stripes

My Big Thick Novel

.....Sen. John McCain

Jack Handy V/O:

Chapter 619

"I was faced with a choice: if I didn't eat, I would offend my cannibal hosts; but if I ate, and, later on, Gary asked me how his foot tasted, I might have to lie and say it was great, even if it wasn't."


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