Summary: When audience members think Eric McCormack is gay in real-life, he performs a musical number in order to prove them wrong. Transcript
The Bachelor
Summary: One-legged Amber (Amy Poehler) wants to be bachelor Aaron's (Eric McCormack) wife. Recurring Characters: Amber.
Game Night
Summary: Rachel (Rachel Dratch) goes on a rampage when she loses a game of Celebrity.
Talarico For Congress
Summary: Andy Talarico (Chris Kattan) advises voters to call Ellen Frenkel (Rachel Dratch). Transcript
Frankel For Congress
Summary: Ellen Frenkel (Rachel Dratch) tells voters to call Andy Talarico (Chris Kattan). Transcript
American Morning
Summary: The morning news takes a back seat when Paula Zahn (Tina Fey) falls in love with her co-host, Brent Dunlop (Eric McCormack). Recurring Characters: Paula Zahn. Transcript
Fairness in Attack Ads
Summary: Call Ellen Frankel (Rachel Dratch), not Andy Talarico (Chris Kattan). Transcript
Jay-Z & Lenny Kravitz perform "Guns & Roses"
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Summary: Gene Shalit (Horatio Sanz) makes bad puns for the movies he didn't like. A desktop dance rap is performed by Jay-Z crew member Baby K (Jeff Richards). Recurring Characters: Gene Shalit, Baby K. Transcript
The Bullhorn
Summary: A judge (Will Forte) is angered when a defendant (Eric McCormack) repeatedly interrupts trial proceeings by blaring multiple bullhorns. Transcript
Verizon
Summary: Andy Talarico's (Chris Kattan) phones have been disconnected. Transcript
Z105
Summary: Councilman Bill Gik (Eric McCormack) is unable to get a word in while a guest on multi-character disc jockey Joey Mack's (Jimmy Fallon) morning zoo. Recurring Characters: Joey Mack. Transcript
John Hancock Life Insurance
Summary: Insurance packages that specialize in the most extreme worst-case scenarios. Transcript
Jay-Z & Beyonce perform "03 Bonnie & Clyde"
Jackass: The Musical
Summary: An actor portrays Johnny Knoxville (Eric McCormack) in a traditional musical performance, complete with puke.
Reggie's Stories
Summary: Barmaid (Maya Rudolph) sets Reggie (Tracy Morgan) straight on his tall-tale stories.