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  Season 28: Episode 4




02d: Eric McCormack / Jay-Z

Frankel For Congress

Andy Talarico.....Chris Kattan
Ellen Frankel.....Rachel Dratch

Ellen Frankel Voiceover: The following is paid for by Frankel For Congress: 2002.

Voiceover: Just how low will Andy Talarico sink? Now, he's running ads urging voters to call Ellen Frankel, to tell her to stop revealing the facts about his record. But, according to the Newark Star Ledger, Andy Talarico did vote to privatize social security. Maybe that's why the New York Daily News calls Andy Talarico "A pathological liar."

Call Andy Talarico. Tell him to stop asking voters to call Ellen Frankel, to tell her to stop talking about his record. A record that's wrong for seniors.


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