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  Season 28: Episode 4




02d: Eric McCormack / Jay-Z

Fairness in Negative Attack Ads

Andy Talarico.....Chris Kattan
Ellen Frankel.....Rachel Dratch

Voiceover: Ellen Frankel is getting desperate. Her latest trick? Asking voters to call Andy Talarico, to tell him to stop asking them to call her, to tell her to stop distorting his record.

Fact: Andy Talarico has never supported any change to social security.

Call Ellen Frankel. Tell her to stop the lies. Or, at the very least, to stop asking voters to call Andy Talarico, to tell him to stop urging them to call Ellen Frankel, to tell her to stop the lies. And, to stop the phone calls.


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