Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: November 9th, 2002 Nia Vardalos Eve None
	A Message From the President of the United States President Bush (Chris Parnell) uses fuzzy math to record Republican election wins. Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.
	Nia Vardalos' Monologue Tina Fey introduces Vardalos to her Greek family.
	Swiffer Sleepers (Rerun) See: 10/12/02.
	Bloater Brothers Kip (Jimmy Fallon) & Wayne (Chris Parnell) hit on woman (Vardalos) at sushi bar. Recurring Characters: Kip Bloater, Wayne Bloater.
	CBS Special Report Nerds have overtaken the cool kids in Douglas High student elections. Recurring Characters: Dan Rather.
	La Femme Day Spa Spa matron (Vardalos) waxes patron's (Rachel Dratch) stubborn hairs.
	Eve performs "Gangsta Lovin'"
	Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey Tina Fey & Jimmy Fallon demonstrate sonar security system. Seth Meyers' conversation if he'd gone to his 10-year high school reunion.
	The Ferey Muhtar Talk Show Turkish actress (Vardalos) discusses calendar and night out dancing. Recurring Characters: Ferey Muhtar, Tariq Uzekiel.
	The Falconer Falcon temporarily abandons Falconer (Will Forte) for the good life.
	Pier 1 Former spokesman Kirstie Alley (Vardalos) kidnaps businesswoman (Rachel Dratch).
	Dropping the L.B.'s with Missy E. Missy Elliot (Tracy Morgan) workout helps drop a few pounds.
	Eve performs "Satisfaction"
	Glenda Goodwin: Attorney-at-Law Glenda Goodwin (Maya Rudolph) sues against unbelievable circumstances.
	Community Accents Vasquez Gomez-Vasquez (Horatio Sanz) is easily distracted during issues forum.
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