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  Season 28: Episode 6





02f: Brittany Murphy / Nelly

My Big Thick Novel

.....Brittany Murphy

Jack Handy V/O:

Chapter 589

"Hold on to my hand," I yelled.

"I can't," said Lucinda. "I'm slipping."

"Hold on!" I screamed. But it was too late. She let go and fell, landing hard on her buttocks. And that was the last time we ever went square dancing.


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