Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: December 7th, 2002 Robert De Niro Norah Jones Harvey Kietel
	Homeland Security Briefing Magenta threat level issued due to lewdly-named terrorist suspects. Recurring Characters: Tom Ridge.
	Robert De Niro's Monologue De Niro compares his experiences doing dramas and comedies.
	McDonald's Big N' Tasty Excessive Big 'N Tasty warnings for clueless fatties.
	Thomas Jefferson Meets Sally Hemings Thomas Jefferon (De Niro) falls for slave Sally Hemings (Maya Rudolph).
	Peter Pan Rehearsal Veteran actor (De Niro) annoys cast by handling production his way.
	Santa Claus Working as Santa Claus, actor (De Niro) argues with wife (Maya Rudolph) playing elf.
	U.N. Weapons Inspectors Weapons inspectors (De Niro, Jimmy Fallon) prove ineffective and gullible.
	Judge Horace Judge Horace (Tracy Morgan) presides over fatty case with jive dialect.
	Norah Jones performs "Don't Know Why"
	Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey Whitney Houston (Maya Rudolph) & Bobby Brown (Tracy Morgan) visit the Update desk. Sylvia (Rachel Dratch) & Marty Feinblatt (Chris Kattan) on their ill-fated Disney cruise.
	A Very Versace Chanukah Celebrities visit Donatella Versace's (Maya Rudolph) Chanukah celebration. Recurring Characters: Donatella Versace, Ozzy Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne.
	Used Car Salesman Used car salesman (De Niro) uses violence to make the hard sell.
	Bedtime Story Leslie's (Chris Kattan) dad (De Niro) tells horrifying story about his mother.
	Norah Jones performs "Come Away With Me"
	Channel 5 Late Night Movie General (De Niro) has bad ideas for stopping radioactive bear.
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