02g: Robert De Niro / Norah Jones
U.N. Weapons Inspectors
U.N. Weapons Inspector #1.....Jimmy Fallon
U.N. Weapons Inspector #2.....Robert De Niro
Iraqi Soldier.....Fred Armisen
[ open on footage of U.N. Weapons Inspector vehicles in action ]
Announcer: Watch out, Iraq - here.. they.. come!
[ show pair of U.N. Weapons Inspectors ]
U.N. Weapons Inspector #1: We'll go anywhere, any time!
U.N. Weapons Inspector #2: And we won't quit until the job.. is.. done!
Together: WE ARE..!!
[ SUPER appears ]
Announcer: "U.N. Weapons Inspectors"!
[ show exterior image of Al Sujud Palace ]
Announcer: Tonight's episode: "Shottout At Al Sujud Palace".
[ dissolve to U.N. Weapons Inspectors running to the palace door ]
Alright, let's move! Unload the van, set up the gear! Signal HQ! Go, go, go!
U.N. Weapons Inspector #1: [ speaks into his headset ] Yeah, we're here! They didn't know we were coming, no.. we caught 'em ith their pants down!
U.N. Weapons Inspector #2: Alright, everyone, stay frosty - no heroics! [ bangs on door ] Open up now! Here we go..
[ the door opens, as Iraqi Soldier peers out ]
Iraqi Soldier: Yes?
U.N. Weapons Inspector #2: Is there weapons?
Iraqi Soldier: [ eyes shift back and forth quietly ] No.
U.N. Weapons Inspector #2: [ considers the answer ] Okay.
[ door closes, as the inspectors run off ]
Announcer: "U.N. Weapons Inspectors". Keeping the peace.. for at least a few more months.