02h: Al Gore / Phish

Seasons Greetings From "Saturday Night Live"

.....Horatio Sanz
.....Jimmy Fallon
.....Chris Kattan
.....Tracy Morgan



[ open on Horatio Sanz dressed as a Teddy Bear, Jimmy Fallon dressed as Harry Potter, Chris Kattan dressed as a Soldier, and Tracy Morgan dressed as Elmo. They break into their traditional Christmas tune. ]

Horatio Sanz: One...

[ Jimmy turns on keyboard ]

Horatio Sanz: One...

Jimmy Fallon: Two...

Horatio Sanz: One-

Jimmy Fallon: Two-

Horatio Sanz: Three-

Jimmy Fallon: Four!

[ they start playing ]

Horatio Sanz: "I don't care what your momma says
Christmas time is nee-ear!
I don't care what your mama says-"


Horatio & Jimmy: "Christmastime will soon be he-ere!"

Horatio Sanz: "All I know is that Santa Claus
don't care about breaking no flying laws.
Santa's bringing goodies to the boys and girls
in every nook and cranny in this crazy-ass world!"


Horatio & Jimmy: "I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!
I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!"


Horatio Sanz: "I don't care about anything else.
Christmastime is nea-ar."

I don't care what anyone says
Christmas is full of chee-eer.

I don't care about the five o'clock news
I don't care if our lights blow out a fuse!"

Horatio & Jimmy: "I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!
In the good ol' U.S. of A.
I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!
I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!"


[ they stop playing, and bow to the audience ]


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