Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: January 11th, 2003 Jeff Gordon Avril Lavigne None
	A Message From Kim Jong Il Kim Jong Il (Horatio Sanz) warns United States to leave him alone.
	Jeff Gordon's Monologue NASCAR wanna-be fans (Chris Parnell, Rachel Dratch) act rowdy for Gordon.
	Joe Hetero Joe (Seth Meyers) keeps his sexuality hidden from female admirers.
	Brian Fellow's Safari Planet Brian Fellow (Tracy Morgan) think snake has arms hidden behind his back. Recurring Characters: Brian Fellow.
	Access Hollywood Diana Ross (Maya Rudolph) is apprehended for driving under the influence.
	Joe Caucasian Joe (Tracy Morgan) keeps his skin color hidden from female admirers.
	Career Day Carpet salesman (Seth Meyers) can't compete with fighter pilot (Gordon).
	Star Dates Single woman (Rachel Dratch) paired with rowdy Gary Busey (Jeff Richards) on date.
	Joe Not-A-Rapist Joe (Chris Parnell) keeps his sexual cravings hidden from female admirers.
	Avril Lavigne performs "I'm With You"
	Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey Rael (Chris Kattan) introduces first cloned human Baby Eve (Rachel Dratch). Jimmy Fallon mentally praises himself for Grammy nomination. Gay Hitler (Chris Kattan) has gone Hollywood on Jimmy and Tina.
	Gary's Fish Tanks Fish tank repairmen (Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon) kill fish while cracking up.
	Charlie Rose Charlie Rose (Jeff Richards) mixes Donald Rumsfeld (Darrell Hammond) for Cheney.
	Joe Dude Joe (Tina Fey) keeps her gender hidden from female admirers.
	Avril Lavigne performs "Complicated"
	The Terrye Funck Show Terrye Funck (Chris Parnell) and cameraman cousin (Gordon) in mom's basement.
	Stripper Pole In-house stripper pole can liven up any dull party.
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