02i: Jeff Gordon / Avril Lavigne
Second Woman.....Amy Poehler
[ open on image of backside shot of Joe riding on a horse ]
[ SUPER: "Meet Joe" ]
Announcer: Meet Joe. He's a construction worker from New Jersey, who makes $19,000 a year. He's young, handsome, and not a convicted rapist. At least, that's what these ladies think. [ Joe turns around and winks at the camera ] Wink!
[ dissolve to one of the women ]
Woman: This is a dream come true!
[ dissolve to Joe standing behind a second woman, eyeing her with sadistic intent ]
Announcer: And this is the secret you'll know from the very beginning:
[ SUPER: "Joe Convicted Serial Rapist" ]
Announcer: Joe.. is a convicted rapist!
[ dissolve to close-up of Joe's face as he hovers behind second woman ]
[ pot up music: "What's Love Got To Do With It?" ]
[ dissolve to title graphic ]
Announcer: "Joe Not-A-Rapist". From your friends at FOX.