02i: Jeff Gordon / Avril Lavigne

Joe Not-A-Rapist

Joe.....Chris Parnell
Woman.....Maya Rudolph
Second Woman.....Amy Poehler



[ open on image of backside shot of Joe riding on a horse ]

[ SUPER: "Meet Joe" ]

Announcer: Meet Joe. He's a construction worker from New Jersey, who makes $19,000 a year. He's young, handsome, and not a convicted rapist. At least, that's what these ladies think. [ Joe turns around and winks at the camera ] Wink!

[ dissolve to one of the women ]

Woman: This is a dream come true!

[ dissolve to Joe standing behind a second woman, eyeing her with sadistic intent ]

Announcer: And this is the secret you'll know from the very beginning:

[ SUPER: "Joe Convicted Serial Rapist" ]

Announcer: Joe.. is a convicted rapist!

[ dissolve to close-up of Joe's face as he hovers behind second woman ]

[ pot up music: "What's Love Got To Do With It?" ]

[ dissolve to title graphic ]

Announcer: "Joe Not-A-Rapist". From your friends at FOX.


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