Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: February 8th, 2003 Matthew McConaughey Dixie Chicks None
	U.N. Security Session U.N. delegates plot hijinks during session with Colin Powell (Darrell Hammond).
	Matthew McConaughey's Monologue McConaughey smokes pot in dressing room while looking for old photo.
	Blind Date While on date, man (McConaughey) is bad guesser of woman's (Rachel Dratch) stats.
	Nutri-Quick (Repeat) See: 10/05/02.
	Jarret's Room 33-year old Sophomore (McConaughey) enjoys the lasting college life. Recurring Characters: Jarret, Goby, DJ Jonathan Feinstein, Jeff.
	Anti-War Rally Demonstrator (McConaughey) can't assemble an organized crowd for protest.
	The Dixie Chicks perform "Traveling Soldier"
	Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey Joe Jackson (Tracy Morgan) comments on how Michael raises children. Patrick (Will Forte) & Gunther Kelly (Fred Armisen) sing tax-help song.
	Clubb Traxx Eurotrash singer Chrome (McConaughey) delights anti-war teen music enthusiasts.
	Office Stories Rowdy (McConaughey) uses office schlep (Chris Kattan) to illustrate his bar stories.
	Second Time Around Glenda Goodwin (Maya Rudolph) interviews pyramid schemer (McConaughey). Recurring Characters: Glenda Goodwin.
	The Dixie Chicks perform "Sin Wagon"
	Matthew McConaughey’s Red Hot Texas Chili McConaughey's chili recipe gives him problem with gas.
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