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February 8th, 2003

Matthew McConaughey

Dixie Chicks

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  • U.N. Security Session

    U.N. delegates plot hijinks during session with Colin Powell (Darrell Hammond).


  • Matthew McConaughey's Monologue

    McConaughey smokes pot in dressing room while looking for old photo.


  • Blind Date

    While on date, man (McConaughey) is bad guesser of woman's (Rachel Dratch) stats.


  • Nutri-Quick

    (Repeat) See: 10/05/02.


  • Jarret's Room

    33-year old Sophomore (McConaughey) enjoys the lasting college life.

    Recurring Characters: Jarret, Goby, DJ Jonathan Feinstein, Jeff.


  • Anti-War Rally

    Demonstrator (McConaughey) can't assemble an organized crowd for protest.


  • The Dixie Chicks perform "Traveling Soldier"


  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Joe Jackson (Tracy Morgan) comments on how Michael raises children.

    Patrick (Will Forte) & Gunther Kelly (Fred Armisen) sing tax-help song.


  • Clubb Traxx

    Eurotrash singer Chrome (McConaughey) delights anti-war teen music enthusiasts.


  • Office Stories

    Rowdy (McConaughey) uses office schlep (Chris Kattan) to illustrate his bar stories.


  • Second Time Around

    Glenda Goodwin (Maya Rudolph) interviews pyramid schemer (McConaughey).

    Recurring Characters: Glenda Goodwin.


  • The Dixie Chicks perform "Sin Wagon"


  • Matthew McConaughey’s Red Hot Texas Chili

    McConaughey's chili recipe gives him problem with gas.


  • Goodnights


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