Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: February 15th, 2003 Jennifer Garner Beck None
	A Message From The President of the United States President Bush (Chris Parnell) has lost interest in disarming Iraq. Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.
	Jennifer Garner's Monologue Garner sings "My Funny Valentine" to would-be suitors among male cast members.
	Clappin' On-stage dance craze of clappin' receives positive audience response.
	When The Lights Come Up Man's (Jimmy Fallon) date (Garner) looks more pleasing in the dark.
	Wake Up Wakefield Sheldon (Rachel Dratch) receives a surprise at after school Valentine's Dance. Recurring Characters: Megan, Sheldon, Mr. Banglion.
	Osama Calls Saddam Saddam Hussein (Horatio Hanz) calls Osama bin Laden (Jimmy Fallon) and rambles. Recurring Characters: Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden.
	Invitation To Love Actress (Garner) is frustrated during scene with gayish male lead (Chris Kattan).
	Siamese Twins Roommates (Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan) have date with twins (Garner, Rachel Dratch).
	Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey Burt Bacharach (Jeff Richards) comments on Iraq with rhyming meters. Tracy Morgan's Black History rant is interrupted by technical difficulties. Chris Parnell sings secret-agent rap ditty for Garner.
	Beck performs "Lost Cause"
	Michael Jackson In A Tree Liz Taylor (Rachel Dratch) tries to talk Jackson (Amy Poehler) down as UFO lands.
	Beck performs "Guess I'm Doin' Fine"
	Wal-Mart Greeters Greeters (Garner, Amy Poehler) scare customers with descriptions of Wal-Mart's size.
	My Big Thick Novel Dead cells.
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