Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: March 8th, 2003 Queen Latifah Ms. Dynamite Dan Aykroyd
	60 Minutes Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) & Bob Dole (Dan Aykroyd) Point/Counterpoint. Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton, Bob Dole.
	Queen Latifah's Monologue Royal subjects update Latifah on the status of the Kingdom of Latifah.
	106 & Park Top 10 Live Baby K (Jeff Richards) and manager/nanny (Latifah) demonstrate new rap. Recurring Characters: Baby K.
	Live! with Regis & Kelly Frenchie Davis (Latifah) joshes with Regis (Darrell Hammond) & Kelly (Amy Poehler). Recurring Characters: Regis Philbin, Kelly Ripa, Gelman.
	Who Farted? Contestants confined to cramped room seek the answer.
	Where Are They Now? The Cherylettes (Latifah, Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler) are remembered.
	I'm A Celebrity: Who Farted? Celebrities confined in cramped room seek the answer. Recurring Characters: Gary Busey, Gilbert Gottfried, Paula Poundstone.
	Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey Khalid Shaikh Mohammed (Horatio Sanz) doesn't like his news photo. Dustin Hoffman (Jeff Richards) says New York hosts Weekend Update. Trevor the Broadway Guy (Chris Parnell) is sad about show closures.
	Ms. Dynamite performs "Dy-na-mi-tee"
	Give Up The Ham Drunken writer's sketch may or may not have intended world peace analogy.
	TV Funhouse The X-Presidents cast new pro-war propaganda film.
	Profiles In Jazz Alberta Jones (Latifah) sang outwardly-obvious suggestive lyrics. Recurring Characters: Jack Perkins, Louis Armstrong.
	Walgreens Friendly service of family-owned store is not the blessing intended.
	Mr. Rogers Tribute Horatio Sanz sings "You Are My Friend" in remembrance.
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