Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: March 15th, 2003 Salma Hayek Christina Aguilera Edward Norton
	Bush Press Conference President George W. Bush (Chris Parnell) takes questions from magazines. Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.
	Salma Hayek's Monologue Chris Kattan and back-up 80's band sing "We Belong" to Hayek.
	Top O' The Morning William's (Seth Meyers) Mexican girlfriend (Hayek) clashes with show. Recurring Characters: Patrick Fitzwilliams, William Fitzpatrick.
	TV Funhouse Classic cartoon characters compete on "Are You Hot?"
	Versace Oscar Special Versace (Maya Rudolph) dishes on Oscar fashion diasters. Recurring Characters: Donatella Versace, Michael Jackson.
	The Box Hiding in box, husband (Will Forte) catches wife (Hayek) with lover (Jimmy Fallon).
	Frida I Hayek lambastes "Chicago" for plaigerizing the Broadway musical.
	Christina Aguilera performs "Beautiful"
	Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey Ferecito (Fred Armisen) & wife (Hayek) practice their new comedy routine. Aril Lavigne (Amy Poehler) makes her punk presence known during visit. Gollum (Chris Kattan) makes his own unique Oscar picks. Jimmy Fallon sings Top 40-inspired St. Patrick's Day songs.
	Seduction Class Sexy teacher (Hayek) helps adult students become bolder with their presence. Recurring Characters: Gabe Fisher, Ruth Weinstock, A.J., Vasquez Gomez-Vasquez.
	Frida II Hayek lambastes "Chicago" for supporting terrorism.
	The Channel 5 Late Night Movie Downstairs couple (Hayek, Tracy Morgan) deal with King Kong's dong.
	Christian Aguilera performs "Fighter"
	Frida III "Chicago" defends itself, but Hayek spreads slander further.
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