02o: Salma Hayek / Christina Aguilera

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.....Salma Hayek



Announcer: [ over slideshow of scenes from "Chicago" ] "Chicago" is dazzling. The movie of the year. 15 Golden Globes. "Chicago" is destined for Oscar gold. Or.. is it?

[ cut to Salm Hayek ]

Salma Hayek: Hello, I'm Salma Hayek. The movie "Chicago" is nominated for 13 Academy Awards. But, let's look at the facts. "Chicago" is only 113 minutes long, while other nominated movies - for example, "Frida" - is 118 minutes long. What’s the matter, "Chicago"? Couldn’t you come up with five more minutes? And, here's what they won't tell you about "Chicago": a musical play with the exact same name and story.. has been running on Broadway for years! I call that.. plaigerism. So, this Oscar season, don't vote for plaigerism; vote for "Frida".

Announcer: "Chicago"'s won plenty of stuff already. Vote "Frida". Submitted for your consideration by Salma Hayek.


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