Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: April 12th, 2003 Ray Romano Zwan None
	A Message From Saddam Hussein In pre-recorded message, Hussein (Horatio Sanz) insists he's broadcasting live. Recurring Characters: Saddam Hussein.
	Ray Romano's Monologue Romano performs stand-up about adult movies, his twins, and childhood fantasies.
	What's The Rush Virgins (Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler) interview bonin' expert (Romano).
	Wake Up Wakefield Sheldon's (Rachel Dratch) dad (Romano) visits for Career Day. Recurring Characters: Megan, Sheldon, Mr. Banglion.
	Zwan performs "Lyric"
	Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey NCAA pool winner Seth Meyers rubs his dollars in Jimmy and Tina's faces. Minister of Information (Darrell Hammond) lies.
	Rialto Grande Buddy Mills (Chris Kattan) performs with lackluster comedian (Romano). Recurring Characters: Buddy Mills.
	CNN Newsbreak Aaron Brown (Darrell Hammond) discusses previous sketch, waits for next one.
	Phone Booth Walter (Romano) is tortured mentally by phone booth sniper.
	Access Hollywood New co-anchor Chet Harper (Romano) annoys Nancy (Amy Poehler). Recurring Characters: Pat O'Brien, Chet Harper.
	Zwan performs "Settle Down"
	Club Traxx Sleazy Iraqi singer (Romano) is new pop sensation. Recurring Characters: Beertje Van Beers, Leonard.
	Uday Hussein For President Saddam's idiot son Uday Hussein (Fred Armisen) holds American qualities.
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