Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

May 10th, 2003 Adrien Brody Sean Paul Wayne Wonder None Elliot Brody Sylvia Plachy Emily Spivey

American Idol

Summary: Ryan Seacrest (Jimmy Fallon) repeatedly cuts away to commercial instead of announcing the big winner. Recurring Characters: Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson< Mya. Transcript

Montage

Adrien Brody's Monologue

Summary: Adrien Brody kisses women in the audienc and, thanks his mom, Sylvia Plachy. Bio: Photographer Sylvia Plachy (1943-) has had portraits and photo essays published in The Village Voice, The New Yorker, and other art periodicals. Transcript

Mom Jeans

Summary: The shapely fit that says you're a mom, not a woman. Transcript

Brian Fellow's Safari Planet

Summary: Brian Fellow (Tracy Morgan) fears that a hairless cat will shave his head. Recurring Characters: Brian Fellow. Transcript

Self-Involved GUy

Summary: A self-obsessed man (Chris Kattan) creeps out his date (Rachel Dratch).

Live With Regis & Kelly

Summary: Wild, Wild Trivia winner Pete Sokolov (Adrien Brody) has barely survived his dangerous prize vacation. Recurring Characters: Regis Philbin, Kelly Ripa, Gelman. Transcript

TV Funhouse

Summary: In Rob Smigel's spoof of Middle Eastern cartoons, Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein are sneaky partners in crime. Transcript

Sean Paul performs "Get Busy"

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

Summary: Qrplt*xk (Rachel Dratch) is a creepy "X-Men 2" reject. Elton John (Horatio Sanz) sings his lyrics for a musical about the Vampire Lestat. Recurring Characters: Qrplt*xk, Elton John. Transcript

Lensmasters

Summary: Rude employees Sebastian (Adrien Brody) and Roland (Chris Kattan) show their offbeat glasses creations to a woman (Amy Poehler).

Dance Class

Summary: Adult students take dance lessons. Recurring Characters: Gabe Fisher, Ruth Weinstock, A.J., Vasquez Gomez-Vasquez.

Wayne Wonder performs "No Letting Go"

Velvet Productions

Summary: The homoerotic pornographic film review board members can't think of a unique title for their version of "The Pianist." Transcript

Goodnights

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