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  Season 28: 2002-2003


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Starring:

  • Rachel Dratch

  • Jimmy Fallon

  • Tina Fey

  • Darrell Hammond

  • Chris Kattan

  • Tracy Morgan

  • Chris Parnell

  • Amy Poehler

  • Maya Rudolph

  • Horatio Sanz


  • Featuring:

  • Fred Armisen

  • Dean Edwards

  • Will Forte

  • Seth Meyers

  • Jeff Richards
  • Episodes
  • 10/05/02: Matt Damon / Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band

  • 10/12/02: Sarah Michelle Geller / Faith Hill

  • 10/19/02: Sen. John McCain / White Stripes

  • 11/02/02: Eric McCormack / Jay-Z

  • 11/09/02: Nia Vardalos / Eve

  • 11/16/02: Brittany Murphy / Nelly

  • 12/07/02: Robert DeNiro / Norah Jones

  • 12/13/02: Al Gore / Phish

  • 01/11/03: Jeff Gordon / Avril Lavigne

  • 01/18/03: Ray Liotta / The Donnas

  • 02/08/03: Matthew McConaughey / Dixie Chicks

  • 02/15/03: Jennifer Garner / Beck

  • 02/22/03: Christopher Walken / Foo Fighters

  • 03/08/03: Queen Latifah / Ms. Dynamite

  • 03/15/03: Salma Hayek / Christina Aguilera

  • 04/05/03: Bernie Mac / Good Charlotte

  • 04/12/03: Ray Romano / Zwan

  • 05/03/03: Ashton Kutcher / 50 Cent

  • 05/10/03: Adrien Brody / Sean Paul, Wayne Wonder

  • 05/17/03: Dan Aykroyd / Beyonce


  • Summary
    "Saturday Night Live" enters its 28th season following a year of high notes and unusual occurrences. The previous season began with an anthrax scare at 30 Rockefeller Plaza, continued with a midseason cast upgrade for Amy Poehler, the rehiring of Chris Parnell, and ultimately resulted in an Emmy Award for the writing staff. By season's end, Will Ferrell announced his departure from the show, and Ana Gasteyer, who became the first pregnant cast member, announced her decision to leave after giving birth to a baby girl over the summer. Ferrell's departure led fans to believe the show would no longer be as funny without him. New featured players Fred Armisen and Will Forte provide new life to the show, though weak sketch premises and constant on-air laughter between Jimmy Fallon and Horatio Sanz leave fans divided. Of the season's diverse host selections, politicians Sen. John McCain and former Vice-President Al Gore deliver unexpected strong performances, and original Not Ready For Prime Time Player, Dan Aykroyd, often quoted as vowing to only make special guest appearances when needed, finally hosts "Saturday Night Live" in time for its 28th season finale.


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