03a: Jack Black / John Mayer
Mom #1.....Maya Rudolph
Mom #2.....Rachel Dratch
[ two moms look on as their kids play ]
Mom #1: Aren't they adorable?
Mom #2: Yours is.
Mom #1: Oh, come on!
Mom #2: I'm serious! Caitlin always looks great! ..But, my little Abby looks so.. frumpy. It's a big, bulky diaper.
Mom #1: Well, haven't you heard about new Huggies Thongs?
Mom #2: Thongs for babies?
Mom #1: Thongs are what I wear when I need a smooth panty line. So, why shouldn't she?
Mom #2: Are these as absorbant as regular Huggies?
Mom #1: See for yourself.
[ they pour a fecal-like substance over the thin thong panty strip, which promptly succumbs to the weight and tears through ]
Mom #2: They're not.
Mom #1: No. In fact, they cause a bigger mess than if there were no diaper at all.
Mom #2: I like it!
Mom #1: Isn't cleaning up a few times worth it?
Mom #2: I'm sold! [ making a bad pun ] It seems like, with new Huggies, we can't go thong!
[ the two moms laugh ]
[ Sisqo's "Thong Song" plays, on close-up of the babies' bouncing booties in thong diapers ]
Announcer: Huggies. You can't go thong.