03b: Justin Timberlake
Justin’s Dressing Room
Maya: I think he’s even cuter in person.
Rachel: I know. He’s totally adorable.
Maya: I know.
Amy: Who? Who’s totally adorable?
Maya: What do you mean who? Justin Timberlake.
Rachel: “Eh”…What do you mean “eh?”
Amy: I don’t know. I mean I love his album. And I mean I get it – I think he’s cute. But he just doesn’t really do it for me.
Rachel: You’re crazy!
Amy: Well I gotta go talk to your “boyfriend” about my sketch, so I’ll tell him that you love him.
Maya: Ugh, lucky.
Amy: [knocks on Justin’s dressing room door] Hey Justin.
Justin: Oh hey.
Amy: Hey, um, can I talk to you about the leprechaun sketch? Uh…it’s kinda noisy, you want me to close the door?
Justin: Why? Are we gonna make out?
Amy: [laughs nervously] What?
Justin: I-I was just kidding. Here, sit down.
Amy: Ok, um, there’s just a note I want to give you about the pot of gold part…
Justin: [gets closer] Oh I love the pot of gold part.
Amy: You do?
Justin: Yeah it’s funny.
Amy: Oh…you’re really funny in it.
Justin: Well we’re pretty awesome together.
Amy: [laughs nervously] Yeah. How old are you?
Amy: Wow you’re really mature.
[Amy stares at him]
Justin: So what about the scene?
Amy: Oh, yeah, right. Sorry. Um, the pot of gold’s already gonna be out there so you don’t need to bring it out. So, ya know, it’ll give you a little bit more time.
Justin: Ok cool.
Justin: So, is that it?
Justin: Was it good for you?
Amy: [laughs nervously] “Was it good for you?” Like we were gonna have sex or something. God can you imagine that? [seriously] I mean can you imagine that?
Justin: Awkward…Well I gotta go get ready for the a –
Amy: Yeah totally. I get it. Um, Sorry I bothered you Jerstin. Jerstin?! I just called you Jerstin. You’re Justin. You’re Justin Timberlake. Why would I say Jer—I’m spitting on you too. Here let me wipe it off. [rubs on his chest and goes into his shirt a little]
Justin: Yeah ok. Ok thanks Rachel.
Amy: Oh, I’m Amy.
Amy: It doesn’t matter You’re the best! I really enjoy working with you [shakes his hand]
Amy: And you’ve just been really good tonight [clings to him by wrapping her arms and legs around him] Just, just just let me do this. Just let me do this.
Justin: Can somebody help me out here? [walks out with her still attached to him]
Submitted by: Catrina