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  Season 29: Episode 5


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November 8th, 2003

Andy Roddick

Dave Matthews

John McEnroe

Trey Anastasio

20/20
Summary: Barbara Walters (Rachel Dratch) teases Martha Stewart (Amy Poehler) during interview.

Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Martha Stewart.

Note: In dress rehearsal, Darrell Hammond and Maya Rudolph opened the show with a parody of CBS' banned mini-series, "The Reagans."

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Montage


Andy Roddick's Monologue
Summary: Inexperienced Andy Roddick is interrupted by Andre 3000.

Bio: Tennis star Andy Roddick (1982-) turned professional in 2000, and won his first Grand Slam title at the 2003 US Open.


Cryogenix
Summary: People have their heads frozen now, in preparation of the cures that will come in the future.

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Z-105 Morning Crew
Summary: Multi-voiced Joey Mack (Jimmy Fallon) gives Andy Roddick a hard time during their interview.

Recurring Characters: Joey Mack.

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Battle Of The Sexes II
Summary: An aged Billie Jean King (Fred Armisen) challenges younger Andy Roddick to an all-out match.

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Mrs. Dalrymple
Summary: A proper British nanny (Rachel Dratch) watches over a rowdy teenager (Andy Roddick). After the sketch, Chris Parnell and John McEnroe comment on Roddick's performance.


Anderson Mellner Communications Celebration
Summary: Daryl Hall (Will Forte) and John Oates (Fred Armisen) distribute plaques to achieving employees.


From The Audience
Summary: Venus and Serena's dad, John Williams (Kenan Thompson), wants to adopt Andy Roddick as his son.


Dave Matthews performs "Save Me"
Bio: Dave Matthews (1967-), the vocalist and guitarist from Dave Matthews Band, released his own solo album in 2003.


Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Summary: Tim Calhoun (Will Forte) unveils the skeletons in his closet. Two-faced Rosie O'Donnell (Horatio Sanz) slaps Tina Fey, then makes Jimmy Fallon laugh.

Recurring Characters: Tim Calhoun, Rosie O'Donnell.

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Tennis Talk with Time Traveling Scott Joplin
Summary: Scott Joplin (Maya Rudolph) mocks Andre Agassi of the Past (Seth Meyers), Present (Roddick) and Future (Will Forte).

Recurring Characters: Scott Joplin.

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Merv The Perv
Summary: Merv the Perv (Chris Parnell) hits on women at gynecologist's (Andy Roddick) office.

Recurring Characters: Merv the Perv.

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Dave Matthew performs "So Damn Lucky"


Jock Talk
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Action News 13
Summary: Neverending musical cues hamper a breaking news broadcast.

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Goodnights
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